1. “I meant to call, but I lost track of time.”
He means: I didn’t lose track of time, I just didn’t feel like it.
2. “Give me a call sometime.”
He means: I am not interested enough to chase you, but you can chase me if you want to.
3. “No, you’re cool.”
He means: I can make out with you, but no serious relationship please.
4. “I don’t know… maybe.”
He means: Hell no.
5.”I’m pretty much single…”
He means: I have a girlfriend/ kind of seeing someone, but you’re hot, so….
6. “She’s just an old friend.”
He means: She’s someone I used to date.
7. “I have never felt this way before. You don’t know how you make me feel, it’s driving me crazy.” (on/before first date)
He means: I have felt this way before, but I still REALLY want to sleep with you.
8. “Work is crazy right now. I just don’t have the time for a relationship.”
He means: I’m not interested in a relationship with you.
9. “I’m not looking for anything serious right now.”
He means: I just want a physical relationship.
10.”I love you.” (in bed)
He means: I love the sex I had with you.
11. “Shall we split the check?”
He means: I’m not into you.
12. “I thought I knew her….”
He means: I was checking her out.
13. “It’s fine.”
He means: It’s not but I’m not in the mood to discuss it.
14. “My ex is crazy/a psycho.”
He means: I screwed her over and she got really upset.
15. “You’re such a great friend.”
He means: I never want to date you.
16. “How long was your last relationship?”
He means: Are you up for a fling or looking for something long-term?
17. “I’m still getting over a break-up.”
He means: I plan to get over my break-up by dating lots of girls.
18. “That’s not what I meant.”
He means: That’s totally what I meant, but now I see you’re mad I wish I haven’t said it out loud.
19. “I’m not good at relationship.”
He means: I don’t think you’re important enough for me to put in much effort.
20. “It’s a long story.”
He means: It’s a story that makes me look bad.
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